Aries: The Long-Lost Heir Of _________
Taurus: “Flirty” Female Draenei/Pandaren
Gemini: Yet Another Mercenary Company
Cancer: EEEEVIL Cultist
Leo: Anything Involving Lordaeron
Virgo: San’layn/Vampires
Libra: Secretly A Dragon
Scorpio: The Dark™ And Brooding™ Assassin©
Sagittarius: Bounty Hunters
Capricorn: The Phrase “Chaotic Neutral”
Aquarius: Demon Hunters
Pisces: Long-Lost Troll Tribe Indistinguishable From Existing Troll Tribes