psychic: *reads my mind*
me: 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit
psychic: what the fuck stop it
Someone: Should I get a tumblr?
Me when I first joined tumblr: oH MY GOD YES! YES! GET A TUMBLR ITS SO FUCKING GREAT ITS SO ADDICTING PLS GET ONE OMFG!
Someone: Should I get a Tumblr?
Me now: god, no. Save yourself. no.
Me (at full volume): I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR ASEXUAL REPRESENTATION
Sugilite: and now… back to… this bitch that had a lot to say about fusions the other day in the ship, Jasper what’s good?
boy: you got any fantasies 😉
me: ok so, im in an alternate universe where i have to fight with my friends for a better future and i have a huge sword
scale of 1-10 of evilness
Aries: 10/10
Taurus: 4/10
Gemini: 2/10
Cancer: 8/10
Leo: 9/10
Virgo: 0/10
Libra: 7/10
Scorpio: 5/10
Sagittarius: 1000/10
Capricorn: 100/10
Aquarius: satan
Pisces: 1/10
tumblr user: lol ur wrong here r all my sources sweaty :^ )
tumblr user: *links to several other blog posts made by other users that they communicate with daily that contain no factual evidence*
tumblr user: #rekt
people I call “dude.”
male friends: dude
female friends: dude
cis friends: dude
queer friends: dude
trans friends: dude
my parents: dude
my boss: dude
the president: mr. dude
the queen: your dudeness
the pope: holy dude
people who dont want to be called dude because it makes them feel uncomfortable or dysphoric with unwanted connotations of gender associated with the word: pal
2016 election
News anchor: The new president has been elected.
The entire US population: *sweats in anticipation*
News anchor: and HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA