Chats

October 16, 2015 /

person: Wow you’re really good at this one thing!
Me: You are mistaken. I am not. but what I AM good at is thoroughly bullshitting this thing to make it SEEM like I’m good at it. That’s important.

October 14, 2015 /

Tevruden: So get this, we going to go into the past
Tevruden: to run a dungeon (End Time)
Tevruden: that’s set in the future
Tevruden: but not the future we’re from
Tevruden: Does Van have a headache yet?
Ren Blackhand: He’d probably flip the bird and moon walk out

October 12, 2015 /

friend: so i have this new oc
me, crashing through the wall of their bedroom on a wrecking ball: HEIGHT? WEIGHT? BLOOD TYPE? ZODIAC SIGN? PERSONALITY TYPE?? HOBBIES AND HABITS? LIKES AND DISLIKES? SHIP? APPEARANCE? PHILOSOPHIES? FAVORITE FOODS AND DRINKS AND SLEEPING POSITIONS? WHERE DID THEY COME FROM WHERE DID THEY GO-

October 8, 2015 /

An entire swarm of corgis: don’t lie
An entire swarm of corgis: ur a dk irl
An entire swarm of corgis: u don’t get tired
Tevruden: wrong
Tevruden: I am tired all the time
An entire swarm of corgis: … same
An entire swarm of corgis: tbh

October 7, 2015 /

me: okay, drawing
me: gonna draw
me: gonnnnaaaaaa draw
me: definitely drawing is what is happening
me: here
me: to me, i’m doing it, i’m drawing
me: draw draw draw gonna draw i’m gonna do it gonna draw
me: DRAWING NOW
me: oh i’m in the kitchen
me: snack time

Asexual Sexual Orientations 101

October 2, 2015 /

Sex Positive: I don’t feel sexual attraction but I do enjoy the physical sensation of sex. (Maybe even crave it!)

Sex Neutral: I can have sex but I don’t need it. To be honest I have no strong feelings about sex.

Sex Repulsed: I don’t like sex. I don’t want to have sex. I’m not going to have sex with you. I understand that people enjoy sex but I do not.

The presence of a labido does not invalidate any of these orientations. Dicks jokes and sexual humor do not invalidate these asexuals. These orientations are a SPECTRUM and are very fluid. Asexuals can and do exist in between theses definitions.

September 30, 2015 /

things that don’t break white male gamer’s immersion: dragons, magic, made up metals, impossibly large weapons, eating 50 potatoes while in combat, riding a horse up a 90 degree cliff

things that break white male gamer’s immersion: realistic armor for women, black people

September 29, 2015 /

me: [wants to talk about ocs w people]
me: [hasn’t produced nearly enough content for anything to make any kind of sense to anyone who hasn’t been living in my head for the past six years]
me: fuck