Chats

ideal winter date: you throw snowballs towards me. i punch all of them out of the air. it looks pretty cool and you’re impressed

me to my best friend: you’re really cool and beautiful and like, basically you’re this super amazing person and i’m just blessed to be aware of your existence
me, still to my best friend: also you’re a fucking nerd

me staring at my cat: damn, I’ve done such a good job raising this child. is there anything she can’t do? outstanding! mother of the year over here

what ppl think adhd is like: even though i get a little over-excited sometimes, life is full of energy and creativity! 🙂
what adhd is really like: it just took me 20 minutes to get milk. to pour milk into a cup. i forgot what i was doing 4 times and had to retrace my steps every time. when i finally poured it i drank the milk walking to my room, set down the cup and thought “oh i forgot to get milk”

teacher: do you know why youre here
me: you said you wanted to discussion my plans for the future
teacher: i asked you to write a paper about your future goals, and instead you submitted an illustration of uh..
me: it’s a picture of me, sephiroth and optimus prime fighting freiza to buy goku enough time to use the spirit bomb
teacher: the point i’m trying to make is that sephiroth alone could defeat frieza

friend: *has a casual question about video games*
me: i could explain that lore to you but the cost is that you will not want to be my friend anymore once i reveal that i’m a level 9000 nerd wizard

Anduin, start of 5.2: Wow, a black dragon!! He’s so mysterious and clever.
Anduin, end of 5.4: hey assmaster what’s that in your mouth