ideal winter date: you throw snowballs towards me. i punch all of them out of the air. it looks pretty cool and you’re impressed
Warcraft 3 Scourge Campaign
Arthas: No one orders me around!
Tichondrius/Kel’thuzad: Do this
Arthas: Yes sir
me: *screams into the void*
void: yo man what the fuck
it’s always sunny in azeroth
wrathion: you grew two feet and gained sixty pounds in a year. that’s almost impossible
anduin: well, first of all, through the Light all things are possible, so jot that down
me to my best friend: you’re really cool and beautiful and like, basically you’re this super amazing person and i’m just blessed to be aware of your existence
me, still to my best friend: also you’re a fucking nerd
me staring at my cat: damn, I’ve done such a good job raising this child. is there anything she can’t do? outstanding! mother of the year over here
what ppl think adhd is like: even though i get a little over-excited sometimes, life is full of energy and creativity! 🙂
what adhd is really like: it just took me 20 minutes to get milk. to pour milk into a cup. i forgot what i was doing 4 times and had to retrace my steps every time. when i finally poured it i drank the milk walking to my room, set down the cup and thought “oh i forgot to get milk”
teacher: do you know why youre here
me: you said you wanted to discussion my plans for the future
teacher: i asked you to write a paper about your future goals, and instead you submitted an illustration of uh..
me: it’s a picture of me, sephiroth and optimus prime fighting freiza to buy goku enough time to use the spirit bomb
teacher: the point i’m trying to make is that sephiroth alone could defeat frieza