Chats

Kylo Ren: Forgive me. I feel it again… The call from the light.
Anakin: *calls kylo ren for the 3rd time* FUCKING PICK UP

me @ every straight couple w/ a family on TV: 80% of your problems could be solved by having an honest, patient conversation with each other oh my god have you literally never communicated in your life??? why are you married? how did u have 2.5 kids together without discussing your feelings literally ever?????????

anakin: *gestures at C-3PO* i have made a Droid
padmé: you fucked up a perfectly good robot is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety

What Peridot said: I can tell you with certainty that there are things on this planet worth protecting!
What we thought she meant: I’ve learned about the value of friendship, and freedom, and diversity!
What she actually meant: MOM COME ON ALL MY FANFICTION IS HERE

thinks about dragons: damn. holy shit

pro: can buy yourself whatever you want, no one can stop you
con: can buy yourself whatever you want, no one can stop you

because im perfect: aries, gemini, leo, sagittarius, capricorn, aquarius
because im the bitch who never learns: taurus, cancer, virgo, libra, scorpio, pisces

Trashcan Vampire: fuck toxic masculinity
Tevruden: you can’t
Tevruden: that’d be gay

Person A: It’s 2016!!! Happy New Year!!!
Person B: *still in 2015* HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIDDDEE