Chats

me typing a comment: “nice”
brain: NO, they need to know how GREAT you think this is! Make them understand!
me revising comment: “NICE”

right way to do an edgy steve rogers: soldier 76
wrong way to do an edgy steve rogers: hydra cap

Art Woes pt.2

Sees artist using thin lines: Amazing! So pretty! I should do that!
Sees artist using thicker lines: Amazing! So pretty! I should do that!
Sees artist using varying thicknesses of lines: Amazing! So pretty! I should do that!
Sees artist using no lines: Amazin-

me: *doesnt sleep, is tired*
me: *sleeps a bit, is tired*
me: *sleeps average amount, is tired*
me: *sleeps a lot, is tired*
me: *is tired*

What people think it means when we say “Language is evolving”: This pejorative term isn’t bad anymore because it’s funny to me and I say so.
What it actually means when we say “Language is evolving”: English has developed a specific verb for tricking people into listening to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”

ppl: ur so talented i wish i could draw
me: ive been practicing for ten years
ppl: no but like… ur talented
me: no ive been practicing for ten years