you, a poser: god is dead
me, a necromancer and an oppurtunist: wait, what?
me about a horrible character: i love him he is my son
someone: i know he didn’t do anything wrong he was jus-
me: no he’s a fucking piece of shit that did everything wrong don’t do that
artist friend: *is quietly doodling*
me: YESSSSSSSSS! FUCK! 👏 IT! 👏 UP! 👏 PICASSO!! Show that pencil who’s a bad bitch!…leave that notebook paper SHOOK
ideal relationship
you: nya
me: nya
me checking out my new cyborg arms: is this the human condition? to replace nature with our own artificial creations? will humanity never be satisfied until we surpass god himself?
me: *punches through a wall* sick
me when i hear each hero’s ult line
genji: no no no no NO NO GET AWAY FROM ME NO NO NO PLEASE NO
tracer: piss off brat
pharah: please don’t see me please don’t see me
reaper: get your edge out of my fucking face
soldier 76: run
mccree: RUN
junkrat: oh god where’s it coming from oh god oh god no
mei: AAAAAUUUGGHHHHHHHHH
torbjorn: i fucking hate you and your fucking turret go to hell
widowmaker: ugh
bastion: i cant believe bastion just got potg
hanzo: fucking loser
d.va: IF ANY OF YALL DIE TO THIS IM GONNA SCREAM
reinhardt: ive accepted my fate
roadhog: im going to die
zarya: help
winston: WE HAVE TO LEAVE THE PREMISES RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY
ana: fear
lucio: goddammit
mercy: god FUCK shitting hell FUCKING SHITTING FUCKING DAMMIT
symmetra: :/
zenyatta: i cannot be any less tranquil than i am right now in this moment
doctor: sir, i’m sorry. the results are in and i’m afraid you have updog
patient: wh- what’s updog
doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital’s intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT
Me: *loves Demon Hunter horns*
Also me: *cries over horn perspective*
The Signs as Warcraft Lore Ridiculousness
Aries: Time travel/alternate draenor
Taurus: obligatory troll raid
Gemini: characters getting corrupted and turning evil
Cancer: dragon aspects getting powers to fight deathwing, another dragon aspect
Leo: Thrall
Virgo: female characters getting married off or disappearing
Libra: New Races vanishing after the expansion is over
Scorpio: Old gods corrupting everything
Sagittarius: “the draenei were an invasive species”
Aquarius: King varian’s missing mother
Pisces: Neptulon vanishing forever