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dalf:

Internet copypasta about england read aloud by an englishman.

>go to England on vacation with some friends
>we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
>it starts to get dark out
>go to check my watch
>I forgot it
>Decide to go ask someone
>find someone to ask
>ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SAX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
>have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat it
>YOU WOT M8?
>he starts to laugh maniacally
>Big Ben rings out
>everyone stops in the fucking street
>a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
>the fucking queen herself sticks her head out
>OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG 
>driver pokes his head out
>6 BONGERS?
>another man leaps out of the sewer
>6 FECKING BONG?
>people start pouring out in the street
>YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG-
>store clerks and chimney sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
>we try to get away, the filth is choking me
>SIX A-BONG, SIX A-BONG, OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX-A-BONG!
>the lyrics drown everything out, can’t avoid the dancers
>BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM-
>OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG!
>fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point

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breebird33:

peterosehaircut:

Weird Al’s polka medleys are always the bomb, man.

  1. “Wrecking Ball” by Miley Cyrus
  2. “Pumped Up Kicks” by Foster the People
  3. “Best Song Ever” by One Direction
  4. “Gangnam Style” by Psy
  5. “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen
  6. “Scream & Shout” by will.i.am feat. Britney Spears
  7. “Somebody That I Used To Know” by Gotye feat. Kimbra
  8. “Timber” by Pitbull feat. Kesha
  9. “Sexy and I Know It” by LMFAO
  10. “Thrift Shop” by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Wanz
  11. “Get Lucky” by Daft Punk feat. Pharrell

And yet he isn’t related to Frankie Yankovic