Tag: yes

June 7, 2024 /

No, seriously tho.

What ACTUALLY stops me from sending notice to any company who’s providing service to me saying:

Hi!

We’re updating the Terms of Service. Any future updates to the terms of service must be sent by mail to

Tevruden Dawnspear
PO Box 6093
Round Rock, TX 78680

Along with a picture of my OC. References have been provided.

If you would like to opt out of this change, please send a letter to the above address within 30 days. No other forms of notification are accepted.

Thank you.

If they can do that, and this is a contract, so can I.

May 22, 2024 /

vampiregf:

do you think about vampires. have you thought about vampires. will you think about vampires. when will you think about vampires

tevruden:Sometimes you’re a vampire ancient enough to give civilization a run for its money and you have to channel that to– politely– remind someone that your husband asked for no pickles OH i almost forgot! Important:

July 1, 2022 /

tevruden:

Sometimes you’re a vampire ancient enough to give civilization a run for
its money and you have to channel that to– politely– remind someone
that your husband asked for no pickles

OH i almost forgot!

Important:

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July 15, 2014 /

fernacular:

mccallientes:

why all the merdudes gotta have the cool ass shark fins? why can’t some merladies have cool sharkfins and the merdudes have some sparkly ass beautiful scales that you need metaphors about rainbows to describe

i wanna see a cute merlady with a fucking killer whale for half her body chatting up some cute merdude with a rainbowfish tail ok 

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