No, seriously tho.

What ACTUALLY stops me from sending notice to any company who’s providing service to me saying:


We’re updating the Terms of Service. Any future updates to the terms of service must be sent by mail to

Tevruden Dawnspear
PO Box 6093
Round Rock, TX 78680

Along with a picture of my OC. References have been provided.

If you would like to opt out of this change, please send a letter to the above address within 30 days. No other forms of notification are accepted.

Thank you.

If they can do that, and this is a contract, so can I.