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Someone: Raising a family is hard
Necromancer: Not if they’re buried close enough to each other
Someone: What?
Necromancer: What?

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the-zombi-cat:

paraspriteful:

@the-zombi-cat

Drak

lol yes!

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cyan-biologist:

reallymadscientist:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

sorceringing:

the-vegan-muser:

The scariest part of Halloween is how anatomically incorrect these decorations are.

cyan-biologist

listen, sometimes necromancers get bored, and there’s always lots of little bones laying around….

“Gonna make a bone spider”

“Why”

“BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT”

I work in a government-funded spider research lab at a top university and we have this in our lab:

I had to reblog this, what’s better than a literal bone spider.

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Feeling down or blue?
Try necromancy! It’s sure to… Raise your spirits…

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bigfootfinder:

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fooshfoosh:

sixpenceee:

The Swiss company Algordanza will take the cremations of your loved ones and make them into diamonds. The company filters carbon out of cremains and creates a diamond with the extracted material. According to their website, the starting cost is approximately $4,461 USD. (Source)

CONDENSE THE REMAINS OF YOUR BELOVED DEAD INTO THE NECRO DIAMOND FOR EASY SUMMONING ON THE GO. NEVER BE WITHOUT YOUR PROTECTIVE ANCESTOR SPIRITS EVER AGAIN. THE NECRO DIAMOND. A LIVING HUMAN’S BEST FRIEND.

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outofcontextdnd:

Doctor: “I can help him, but my doctorate is in necromancy.”

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the-last-snow-elf:

me when i play video games/mmorpgs

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