choose prev’s fate
kill them with hammers
kill them with squeaky cartoon hammers
drown them in a bath of sharpie ink
force them to drink mountain dew (<- this will kill them instantly)
drop them off at the sexy vampire mansion (one-way ticket)
drop a boulder on them like wile e. coyote
remove earth’s atmosphere to turn the sun back into a deadly laser and boil them
make them pay off a US college debt
turn them into a wizard soup
force them to watch Riverdale (<- this will kill them instantly too)