kill them with hammers

kill them with squeaky cartoon hammers

drown them in a bath of sharpie ink

force them to drink mountain dew (<- this will kill them instantly)

drop them off at the sexy vampire mansion (one-way ticket)

drop a boulder on them like wile e. coyote

remove earth’s atmosphere to turn the sun back into a deadly laser and boil them

make them pay off a US college debt

turn them into a wizard soup

force them to watch Riverdale (<- this will kill them instantly too)