Friday was @volentis’ birthday so his boy gets the greatest gift: Not Being Put In A Situation.
He’s hydrated, moisturized… on break. Don’t bother him.
“The naga thing isn’t why customers won’t be bothering him with stupid questions for the next month, like I promised, but he’s half dragon, and Xenodermus is the dragon snake.
…Plus, his boss is about to walk by and tell him ’the schedule changed so all you’ve got is a break now.’ Which is juuuust about how long this will last.” –[REDACTED] seeing an opportunity for a fakeout on @volentis boy Ayrens.
WHOOPS, looks like Ayrens forgot it was Halloween!
Luckily his super realistic dragon “costume” is a hit with the kids.
(Thanks to @volentis for letting me borrow his boy)
