“How do these night elves keep getting into my garrison?”
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RITUAL for the nick: 8 monitors, some starbucks, an arthas figurine, snow, a single kitten (alive), and fast food that was bought at 3 am
I hope it’s this figurine
I haven’t been able to find one.
to deter that RUDE ANON how about Tev and Ro going on a romantic date decapitated iron horde orcs
We need to take them on a murder date to the dark portal
BRING IT ONNNNNNN
I’m just going to leave the rest up to everyone’s ~imagination~
ALSO I wanna ask the same question, why does Tev have his runes? And I want to know the story behind dick runes as well you’re not wiggling outta this buster
Tev actually got his back when he and the other death knights were still a part of the scourge. Since their main purpose is to conduct necromantic energy around his body, the tattoos and runes are used to connect him to his armor, giving him the ability to channel energy into it, much like he can his runeblade.
He’s not really bound to a single set of armor, but he does prefer gear where he can take advantage of this. This also means getting everything in saronite, and having to go back to Acherus/Icecrown any time he wants to get it fixed.
As for the dick runes, If Tev thought they’d increase combat prowess, he totally got them.
Linking this so everyone can play along at home and because I’m at work and don’t have the original ref. (Also so Andrea goes ‘NICK NO’ in skype.)
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Tevruden punches Ro’laith in the face. “If you keep that up, I’m going to have to go borrow the saronite chains from Feiyn.”
He grins.
shipppppp
there would be so much flexing in this ship
and so much bara
it’d be great
Ro’liath, for the headcanon thing :p
What they smell like: cologne/perfume, armor (leather, metal) and death.
How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): I doubt he sleeps much if at all, since DKs don’t really need sleep.
How much time they spend getting ready every morning: An hour, at least. You would not believe how difficult it is to get the blood off of everything. Not to mention everything else that has to be done to stave off rot/insects/etc…
Their favorite thing to collect: Cats.
Left or right-handed: Ambidextrous. It’s a combat advantage.
Favorite kind of weather: Anything cold.
The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: The shell game.
I am in love with you— there, I said it
“I am surprised there is any love left in that dead heart of yours, Ro’liath.” Tevruden laughs. “Next time, don’t just say it, do something about it!”
Tev was/is still afraid of people walking in on him while he uses the bathroom.
Tev doesn’t eat regularly enough anymore to actually have to go to the bathroom. If he did, it would probably be the same issues he has when he bathes: Namely that if a combat happens, he’s not going to be prepared, and there might be some issue getting to his runeblade.
