the only real otp question that matter is which one has an oversized shirt with “SEX MACHINE” written on it in impact font and always wears it at the worst times possible
Tag: dante
Player: I touch the demon
DM: Using paralysis?
Player: *pauses* No, just sensually
tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS
Just get a pair of roller skates and hang on to my sleeve, we don’t have all day.
The Internet Has Gone Corgi Crazy
guy:
so here’s some weird Corgi mixes
Corgi/Chihuahua
Corgi/Chow
Corgi/Dachshund
Corgi/Dalmatian
Corgi/English Bulldog
Corgi/German Shepherd
Corgi/Golden Retriever
Corgi/Husky
Corgi/Jack Russell
Corgi/Papillon
Corgi/Toy Poodle
Corgi/Sheltie
Corgi/Shiba Inu
#they’re just mini versions of the other dog and I love every second of it
friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some