Tag: blatantly stole from my husband

Dante: Are you a boy or are you a girl?
Tevruden: I’m a dragon.
Dante: I mean– What’s in your pants?
Tevruden: A knife.

shiverspooky:

twitter loved this one so anyway here’s one of my fave ship dynamics

cursed to become horrible creature’ is just ‘inconvenienced by becoming monster’