Tag: barkentin

varae-ver-you-are:

“He’s going to kill me. Oh god he’s going to kill me.”

“Why hasn’t he killed me?”

“I wonder what this button does? Oh. That wasn’t a button. WHY IS THIS LEAKING? TEVRUDEN YOU ARE DISGUSTING. OH LIGHT ABOVE THIS SMELLS AWFUL. HE CAN HAVE HIS BLOODY ARM BACK.”

glare-daggers:

I’m putting you in gay baby jail with tinybirdfriend and prince-of-gays

I’M DONE BYE. 

We’ll be in there howling with laughter.

varae-ver-you-are:

Varaelian has a loving bond with Tevruden. No, not like he’s going to sleep with him. (I know someone out there would have read it as such…) But he sees Tev as that brother he always wanted but never got and then got stuck with an asshole and Vaelios.

If anything ever happened to Tev, he’d probably be very heartbroken. Despite how much these two may fight sometimes or have odd conversations, if there is truly one person in this world he would die for, it would be Tev.

Van’s also not going to sleep with Tev because Tev doesn’t sleep.

macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

adries:

barkentin replied to your post:Emerald Dream-Sely has her prideful weapons now. …

Does that mean you can carry Tev through 3’s now?

I CANNOT CARRY I have noodle arms.

But yeah dude I’m always down for 3’s just let me know and I’m game if we have a third. 

I require another skelepony.

Tev actually has his prideful weapon and I happen to know a certain orc hunter who wants a pony

kaelthas-dickrider:

barkentin replied to your post:trade chat is talking about death knight boners…

Do I need to login and link dkboners.png

tev i want to die take me 2 ur daddy n kill me so i can die with a boner and become the pure image of what killed me

oboondasta:

@barkentin 

now im jsut picturing leo and tev having casual conversation while dodging garrosh’s axe swings

varae-ver-you-are:

“For science!” Varaelian lifted his disembodied arm in the air, having his fingers positioned to point upward, “Science, Tevruden!”

“Why?”

“Because I have things to test and it’s not like you can’t reattach this thing.”

“I wish you would stop taking it off.”

“I wish I could have Kirian standing here in nearly nothing, but we all can’t get what we want, Tevruden.” Van pulled down his goggles.

I think Tev has accepted the fact that he is usually naked while science is going on.