kiango-the-witch:

paradisaic:

juilan:

babyycandycornfly:

when people trash kesha i just remember

and then i dont really care

isn’t a 1500 on the SATs average?

this is when the SAT had a different point scale. this is like a score of 2300 today

^i think it’s at 2400 actually.

It used to be 1600 until very recently, right? 

Yeah it changed in 2005.

kiango-the-witch:

barkentin replied to your post: or you know WAS 110% now he’s fucking off with…

Fought Varian again, “lost” (because oops the ship sunk and dat armor), conscripted pretty much everyone, and then started dreaming about Stormwind burning.

thanks for filling me in

you should explain the rest to me because i just couldn’t do it

i tried

i fucking tried

i tried goddamn hard to read it

and i kept telling myself “read it for BAINE and GARROSH and VOL’JIN” and it just

i got halfway

i couldn’t take it. I love reading ok, it’s so amazing and I almost never put a book down.

But Golden seriously …..

I found it became much better once I started treating any Jaina/Kalcegos part as a meeting I didn’t want to be in (which is pretty much all of them) and zoned out until that part was over. 

Other things that happened: 

– After Theramore fell Garrosh decided he was going to have a celebration 10x better than the one Thrall had when the Lich King was defeated  (with blackjack! and hookers!) I am pretty sure he still has that inferiority complex (It’s too early to tell, but it really seems like this sort of thing will be why me and 9 of my closest friends will be paying a visit to Orgrimmar.) 

– Thrall is actually not written as Green Jesus for once. (well except for the part where he walks on water) Also, your ship had a nuclear bomb dropped on it.

– Jaina has an ‘o shi’ moment as Thrall and Kalegos (mostly Kalecgos) confront her, then another oh shit moment as she realizes she would have sunk the Alliance fleet had she drowned Orgrimmar. Also apparently she’s the leader of the Kirin Tor because of DRACONIC PROPHECY (thanks Korialstrasz.)

– Varian has seriously evened out I mean, seriously, he’s like the only person acting rationally in the middle third of the book. 

kiango-the-witch:

barkentin:

mrjoyberry:

kiango-the-witch:

flutterjedi:

barkentin:

kiango-the-witch:

no but seriously do you fuckers still think that Garrosh should be held responsible for Cairne’s death?

are you fucking joking

after everything that’s happened

get off garrosh’s dick seriously

I don’t blame him, I just think he should thought “FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH THE LEADER OF THE TAUREN” through a bit better. 

It’s a shame Magatha poisoned his blade… Cairne would have won that otherwise.

But still, Garrosh is a dick and he’s the one that chose to make it a fight to the death. He is responsible. Cairne just wanted to beat the shit out of him and hopefully knock some sense into his stubborn ass.(While he wasn’t responsible for what Cairne was pissed about, he still deserved a good beating.)

stares at you

are you kidding

can someone take the mic from me?? my legs are falling asleep from being up on this soapbox for so goddamn long

dude hes an orc, hes all about honor, he was challenged to a death match, he won

can we all get on with our day here?

No, no he wasn’t.

While Garrosh was issued a mak’gora for leadership of the horde it was Garrosh that added the caveat that the fight would be to the death.

“The Mak’gora is a duel of honor, a challenge for leadership of the Horde, and possibly to the individual clans. Traditionally it is a duel to the death, under Warchief Thrall’s rule it became a non-lethal combat.”

Garrosh is 110% about returning the “orcish Horde” to its roots

bruh

Yes I’m aware of that. However,  if I recall correctly, Garrosh added that caveat not to “return[ing] the ‘orcish Horde’ to its roots” but because he thought it would make Cairne back down.

koltira-dickweaver:

TAKE A SYNONYM FOR SUN, STAR, LIGHT, OR WIND

TAKE AN ACTION VERB FOR MOVEMENT

BAM, YOU ARE NOW A BLOOD ELF

SUNSTRIDER

LIGHTRUNNER

BREEZEDANCER

FARTSNIFFER

IT IS THAT EASY

This is a more specialized case of nelf names which are <elfname> <noun><verb> with little exception.