So I’m sitting in seat 2F, imagining AU Arthas, with a mobile phone named ‘Frostmourne’ which he always has out.

I feel this is a good use of my time.

basedgosh:

i dont care how funny a picture is if there is that 9gag advertisement under it i wont reblog it

elksy:

mochakimono:

• Troll:

1. Pick two consonants from J, T, Z, L, M, or N.
2. Pick a vowel and put it between them. (Preferably U.)
3. Repeat.

• Blood Elf:

1. Pick a popular girl’s name from Earth (toon gender irrelevant).
2. Mix up the syllables, change some vowels, add an umlaut or something.
3. Throw on a dash of ‘sil’ or ‘lin’ or ‘ala’ for good, Sin’dorei flavor.
4. BONUS: For a surname, simply append a verb to ‘Sun-’ or ‘Dawn-‘.

• Tauren:

1. Pick a ‘Native American’ word. Done.

• Orc:

1. Cough hard into a speech-to-text program. Use what transcribes.

• Undead:

1. Pick the most mundane human Earth name you can possibly imagine, or an everyday noun like ‘Blanket’.
2. BONUS: For a surname, cobble together various synonyms for vile imagery. The more macabre and nonsensical, the better!

EXTRA BONUS ALTERNATIVE: Just grab a name from mythology, even in-game-lore mythology! Are you Bwonsamdi? Okay! Are you Azrael? Sure thing! Are you an Erinyes? Go for it!

EXTRA SUPER BONUS ALTERNATIVE: Keysmash a syllable or two and give it a dragon suffix. Congratulations, you’re now an officially-advertised dragonkin!

this is an A+ post 

fadjit:

clairacus:

fadjit:

another textpost… lost to the sea of mediocrity

How is this actually getting notes? o.O

shut up just let me have this ok