fadjit:

circuitboard-seahorse:

fadjit:

[at mcdonalds] yes hello i would like 3 boyfriends please.

this is mcdonalds u twerp

they’re mcboyfriends®

and i’m officially McDone®

hclark70:

astrall-cooties:

So this is in my bag at the moment.

Must be a fucking big bag.

one of those endless void bags – it’s magic – go along with it

My Death Knight has the heads of no less than three members of the black dragonflight in his bag at the moment.

I feel this is appropriate.

luxanova:

“dad u said we were goin to mcdonalds i hate u so much”