kaelthas-dickrider:

barkentin:

kaelthas-dickrider:

askarthas:

kaelthas-dickrider:

barkentin:

kaelthas-dickrider:

barkentin said: Then you’d never have to buy popsicles.

we l l arthas is still p attractive i mean im into hatesex and im probably into necrophilia so i don t see a problem w/ suckin him off still

u kno i bet arthas has a constant boner due to rigor mortis just think about that for a second

 rigor mortis reaches maximum stiffness after 12 hours and then dissipates after 2-2.5 days.

I tell you this because then i can say “maximum stiffness”.

do u think arthas has erectile dysfunction and has 2 pump his dick up bc then thatd b rly funny maybe thats why he kille d all the belves bc their pee pees all work right he has pee pee insecurites

inPEEcurites

No.

I need you to set up a romantic candlelight dinner, rent a motel room with leopard-print sheets, and fuck yourself.

are u insinuating i dont already do that bc im pretty hot 10/10 would fuck material right here

I am now imagining that one piece of art w/ thassarian boning koltria while arthas watches  

but with lance x lance instead

(sorry)

does this trigger ur rigor mortis , , , arthas 

yes this is exactly what i had in my head

kaelthas-dickrider:

askarthas:

kaelthas-dickrider:

barkentin:

kaelthas-dickrider:

barkentin said: Then you’d never have to buy popsicles.

we l l arthas is still p attractive i mean im into hatesex and im probably into necrophilia so i don t see a problem w/ suckin him off still

u kno i bet arthas has a constant boner due to rigor mortis just think about that for a second

 rigor mortis reaches maximum stiffness after 12 hours and then dissipates after 2-2.5 days.

I tell you this because then i can say “maximum stiffness”.

do u think arthas has erectile dysfunction and has 2 pump his dick up bc then thatd b rly funny maybe thats why he kille d all the belves bc their pee pees all work right he has pee pee insecurites

inPEEcurites

No.

I need you to set up a romantic candlelight dinner, rent a motel room with leopard-print sheets, and fuck yourself.

are u insinuating i dont already do that bc im pretty hot 10/10 would fuck material right here

I am now imagining that one piece of art w/ thassarian boning koltria while arthas watches  

but with lance x lance instead

(sorry)

rastakhan:

sext: i lean in and sniff along your collarbone, and as my lips brush against your ear, i whisper longingly, “cinnermins.”

blissey-titizzies:

hey lore nerds

i’ve read somewhere that paladins were immune to the plague of undeath and diseases in general

is it that far-fetched to see a forsaken that was formerly a paladin for that reason?

additionally how the hell would the crusader bridenbrad questline work

forums always get me all fucked up on lore 

That is a thing:

Death Knights were once virtuous defenders of Humanity. However, once the Paladin ranks were disbanded by the failing Alliance, many of these holy warriors traveled to the quarantined lands to ease the suffering of those left within the plague-ridden colonies. Though the Paladins were immune to disease of any kind, they were persecuted by the general populace who believed that they had been infected by the foul plague. 

It’s more of a Death Knight thing though:

These renegade Paladins succumbed to bitter hatred over the course of their grueling quest. When they finally reached Ner’zhul’s icy fortress in Northrend they had become dark and brooding. The Lich King offered them untold power in exchange for their services and loyalty. The weary, vengeful warriors accepted his dark pact, and although they retained their humanity, their twisted souls were bound to his evil will for all time. Bestowed with black, vampiric Runeblades and shadowy steeds, Death Knights serve as the Scourge’s mightiest generals.