escapingthefarm:

rizastitties:

pros to being a cat:

• u have a tail
• someone cleans up ur poop
• nine lives
• sleep all day
• no school
• if ur an asshole people are like “oh that’s just what cats do”
• no one fucks with u cause u claw their eyes out

cons to being a cat:

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Adding to this:

• You can get as fat as you want because people think fat cats are adorable
• You can wake someone up by putting your butt on their face and they will not think any less of you
• If you sing terribly, that’s ok – all cats do
• You never have to pay for your food ever again
• There’s even a brand of food called ‘fancy feast’
• Cats do not pay taxes
• Back rubs, ear rubs, brushed all day long or whenever you decide because you’re the goddamn cat
• The furniture is now your own personal claw sharpening tool
• Catnip is legal and people think it’s cute when you’re cracked out on it
• You can play with your food

rastakhan:

I HAVE MY WOW LOG-IN SCREEN ALL READY AND SHIT IM FUCKING PREPARED

You are not prepared.

oh man pvping as a warlock is almost as fun as pvping as a death knight