This is what happens when I zone into Siege of Niuzao Temple
This is what happens when I zone into Siege of Niuzao Temple
Now that I think about that Anduin quest line: Actually the little shit did listen to his father.
Of course the trouble was in the keep so while he followed the letter of the rules, he wasn’t really following the spirit.
And now you know my secret.
*Draws knife* You know what this means.
If you mean to kill me, I think you’ll find your father’s childhood friend has already taken care of that.
KILL you?
*Slicing up some fruit and cheese*
Oh, Light, no. I was just going to offer you some snacks and ask you nicely not to tell. Perhaps bribe you with some magic rings.
Splendid! As an adventurer, do you know how many times a day I hear that? It starts to get quite old after a while; and it usually ends up with me walking away covered in someone else’s blood. It makes my laundry bills just ridiculous.
Now that I think about that Anduin quest line: Actually the little shit did listen to his father.
Of course the trouble was in the keep so while he followed the letter of the rules, he wasn’t really following the spirit.
And now you know my secret.
*Draws knife* You know what this means.
If you mean to kill me, I think you’ll find your father’s childhood friend has already taken care of that.
Now that I think about that Anduin quest line: Actually the little shit did listen to his father.
Of course the trouble was in the keep so while he followed the letter of the rules, he wasn’t really following the spirit.
I feel as though I should remind you I named the third phase everything-can-and-should-be-porn.
Parents are not necessarily prohibited simply because they are parents.
And this is all totally hypothetical and also you freaking out isn’t helping your case.
Would you not be freaking out if someone was accusing YOU of drawing or writing pornography of YOUR father and his worst enemy?
and i mean come ON i have better things to be spending my time on LIKE ENSURING THE SAFETY AND PEACE OF THE WORLD
Not beyond telling them that the need to stop talking, and possibly questioning their mental stability, no.
Plus what better way to ensure that all the sabre rattling between the Alliance and the Horde doesn’t mean anything with a little private ‘sabre rattling’?
Anduin, no adventures! Stay close to Kallistra and return to the keep should you see any trouble.
King Varian Wrynn (via blacktalonagent)
I like how you don’t even get out of the keep and Anduin is already starting on “hey can I come on this quest with you?”
Egaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I’m so close to finishing my big Lor’duron fic and I stopped channeling Halduron for five minutes and now I’m sitting here getting ready to write him seducing Lor’themar as myself instead of Halduron and the FUCKING NERVES ARE KEEPING ME FROM WRITING ANYTHING.
*Hugs*
Do you have any specific, like, scene or line or something you can think of to get into character?
This does not help the image I have of Anduin secretly being the one that draws all the Varian x Garrosh smut.
How in the hell did we jump from getting in character to write smut to Anduin drawing porn?!
“Hmmm, I don’t think Garrosh is actually that big…” *erases and tries again*Well obviously Anduin would script everything out so he gets the proper scene in his head that he’d want to draw.
BUT! THE MAIN PROBLEM WITH THIS IDEA IS THE “VARIAN” PART WHY WOULD I DO THIS TO MY FATHER AOURGHLEIURGH
besides i’m too busy writing the wranduin smut
Because you’re upset at his previous behavior he’s exhibitied interacting with the Horde, and use this as a means of exploring explanations for it.
As a software developer,
I can go on with this reasoning all day
That’s right:
ALL
DAY
Egaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I’m so close to finishing my big Lor’duron fic and I stopped channeling Halduron for five minutes and now I’m sitting here getting ready to write him seducing Lor’themar as myself instead of Halduron and the FUCKING NERVES ARE KEEPING ME FROM WRITING ANYTHING.
*Hugs*
Do you have any specific, like, scene or line or something you can think of to get into character?
This does not help the image I have of Anduin secretly being the one that draws all the Varian x Garrosh smut.
How in the hell did we jump from getting in character to write smut to Anduin drawing porn?!
“Hmmm, I don’t think Garrosh is actually that big…” *erases and tries again*
Well obviously Anduin would script everything out so he gets the proper scene in his head that he’d want to draw.
Egaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I’m so close to finishing my big Lor’duron fic and I stopped channeling Halduron for five minutes and now I’m sitting here getting ready to write him seducing Lor’themar as myself instead of Halduron and the FUCKING NERVES ARE KEEPING ME FROM WRITING ANYTHING.
*Hugs*
Do you have any specific, like, scene or line or something you can think of to get into character?
This does not help the image I have of Anduin secretly being the one that draws all the Varian x Garrosh smut.