So I’m thinking of doing a thing in which I write a murder time for individual people in the Highguard, seeing as all I’ve done is Pent murder times. So here’s one of Ni Crimsonsong kicking ass in the Barrens and giving no shits.
It’s kinda short, and I’m sure I fucked Ni’s character up, but I’m pretty proud of it, actually. First time for everything, I guess.
PH in the Barrens: The Crimson Song
Listening to Music from Lilo & Stitch and this somehow enters my mind!
Velen: Anduin, where have you been?
Anduin: It’s sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Neptulon the Water Elemental Lord a peanut butter sandwich…
Velen: Neptulon is an Elemental Lord?
Anduin: … And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked Father what to give him, and he said “A tuna sandwich”. I can’t give Neptulon tuna! Do you know what tuna is ?
Velen:…Fish?
Anduin: It’s fish! If I give Neptulon tuna, I’d be an abomination! I’m late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter ’cause all we have is stinkin’ tuna!
Velen: Anduin, Anduin, why is this so important?
Anduin: Neptulon controls the weather…
There’s a frog that lives in the little “garden” area under my window. The fucker wakes me up all the time.
Awww.
I live near a pond and the frogs around here only croak loudly right after it rains. I guess that’s when its best for sexy times.
tamealltherares: Arthas feels pretty, oh so pretty…
women belong in the kitchen. men belong in the kitchen. everyone belongs in the kitchen. kitchen has food
hey it’s that nope again
Yeah that frog seriously gives zero fucks.
I walk by to go to the store
I come back, it still there.
Hey it’s that frog again
Hey it’s that frog again