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lierdumoa:

lierdumoa:

werewolftits:

werewolftits:

tiktok is such an awful app, it’s almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

aroace-alucard:

choose prev’s fate

kill them with hammers

kill them with squeaky cartoon hammers

drown them in a bath of sharpie ink

force them to drink mountain dew (<- this will kill them instantly)

drop them off at the sexy vampire mansion (one-way ticket)

drop a boulder on them like wile e. coyote

remove earth’s atmosphere to turn the sun back into a deadly laser and boil them

make them pay off a US college debt

turn them into a wizard soup

force them to watch Riverdale (<- this will kill them instantly too)