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derinthescarletpescatarian:

undeadentropy:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

lew-basnight:

monsterlets:

monsterlets:

I was trying to think about the ole “what would shapeshifters do with their extra mass when they turn into something smaller” and I thought “maybe they just convert it all to energy” and then I thought “uh my guy that’s a lot of fucking energy”

massive explosion that fucks up everything in a pretty wide radius and at the epicenter there’s just a normal looking squirrel. the squirrel is unfazed

And when they want to turn back into a person: did I just see a squirrel eating an entire side of beef?

Animorphs answered this. It gets stored in another dimension that also happens to be the dimension faster-than-light spaceships move through so if you turn into a rat you carry a negligible but nonzero chance of having your extra mass being hit by a spaceship and resulting in Very Bad Consequences. See it all makes perfect scientific sense, no need for follow up questions.

Of all the risks of shapeshifting, suffering a hit-and-run from an intergalactic spaceship was not one I was expecting.

They blow up an alien continent in that book.

This is the book that makes me ask, is it a mutiny if the captain is committing treason?

derinthescarletpescatarian:

undeadentropy:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

lew-basnight:

monsterlets:

monsterlets:

I was trying to think about the ole “what would shapeshifters do with their extra mass when they turn into something smaller” and I thought “maybe they just convert it all to energy” and then I thought “uh my guy that’s a lot of fucking energy”

massive explosion that fucks up everything in a pretty wide radius and at the epicenter there’s just a normal looking squirrel. the squirrel is unfazed

And when they want to turn back into a person: did I just see a squirrel eating an entire side of beef?

Animorphs answered this. It gets stored in another dimension that also happens to be the dimension faster-than-light spaceships move through so if you turn into a rat you carry a negligible but nonzero chance of having your extra mass being hit by a spaceship and resulting in Very Bad Consequences. See it all makes perfect scientific sense, no need for follow up questions.

Of all the risks of shapeshifting, suffering a hit-and-run from an intergalactic spaceship was not one I was expecting.

They blow up an alien continent in that book.

greelin:

sparrow-va:

greelin:

greelin:

well what if a vampire bit me. Wouldn’t that be so fucked up

just the thought is. soso scary

oh shit that’s freaky dude. hey real quick check the mirror who’s that guy behind you

well! i cannot see a thing. surely i am safe