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hey weird question: do you still talk to roliath’s person? sorry if this brins back bad memories or anything, i just used to talk to them and it feels like they just kind of… vanished.

Nah nothing bad, we just haven’t talked in almost two years, sadly 🙁

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theartingace:

theartingace:

Happy #Mermay from my weird seasnake/lionfish hybrid that I draw every year instead of a normal mermaid.

Also, just cause I like doing progress shots, this is the same character from mermay last year, Glo-Up!

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shhhitsfine:

I finally made an instagram for these @shitsfine (shhhitsfine was already taken) you can be my first follower if you want!

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things my boyfriend has done

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twentyonelizards:

– urgently marched into A&E and said ‘we’re having knee pain!!’ to the confused receptionist. i had to explain that it was only my knee and that he was just worried

– when asked to tag me in a meme of ‘what water are you?’, said ‘you are the ocean: home to all friends’

– loved ‘filthy gorgeous’ and, rather than learning the words, learned ‘all three parts in the song where they ring a triangle’

– after we had an argument about him not ‘getting’ my ADHD, i caught him halfway through a three hour playlist of lectures on ADHD, with a pen in hand, taking notes

– he suffered a TBI last summer and he did not like the orienting questions they ask (’what year is it? what day is it?’ etc). when asked ‘do you know where you are?’, he cracked one eye open and angrily said ‘in bed!’

– he played knack 2 and hated it. when i asked why he was still playing it, he said ‘so i never have to play it again’. he got every achievement and as soon as he got the last one he stood up, ejected the disc and returned it to the store

– lately he’s given up on making lunch so he just drinks huel which is a meal replacement shake, except huel is kind of boring so he sometimes puts nesquick strawberry powder in there

– my favourite drink is pepsi max. when asked about his dreams for the future, they often involve ‘being rich enough to find a way to pump pepsi max directly into our house’

– one time in our first year of dating i hadn’t seen him in weeks, whereas we normally saw each other all day every day, so i was gonna go stay with him for a couple days. he had a temporary job (i’m talking 2 weeks total) at the time and i was bummed that i was gonna be alone at his for a bit, but w/e. he was texting me like ‘work is going okay, in the line for the canteen right now’ while i got on the bus. i found the key where he said it was, i found a note on the table like ‘hi love! the wifi code is [password], I’ll be back at 5!’, and then I went into the lounge and he was there. he was lying on a fold-out bed with Marvin Gaye playing. the TV was on a powerpoint slide that said ‘Welcome, Jess. I quit my job.’ he was entirely naked except for a cushion with the letter ‘D’ over his crotch. im 95% sure there were candles

– we play the game Rimworld, where you micromanage a colony of people on an alien planet. he uses it entirely to simulate a peaceful colony, mostly of women, who have a large number of animals they care for and train. one time he got this random event where all the women in the colony got a psychic mood boost and he was like ‘honestly that’s my life goal’

– when he was in hospital and his cognitive functions were slowly coming back, he looked up from twitter with horror and said ‘jess… is the american president a racist?’

– we were playing Articulate, which is a game where you have to describe a word without saying the word itself. His partner said ‘when you’re beginning sex, you are…’. he, without a second of hesitation, yelled ‘FOREPLAY’. the answer was actually ‘initiating’, but my ego grew like fourteen times

– one time he asked me what guacamole was, and i told him, and he said ‘if it’s made up of things that already have names why does it have a different name?’ i have not let him live this down yet

– i used to have an eating disorder, and whilst i’m good 99.9% of the time now i occasionally do have wobbles. one time i’d eaten some mini-donuts and i told him ‘i kind of want to check the calories on those…’, so he immediately pulled the label off and ate it

– i lost him for like twenty minutes at a uni event, and when i found him he presented me with a pepsi max badge and said ‘i rode this mechanical bull to try and win you a year’s supply but i fell off pretty quickly. sorry.’

– we won the ‘best couple’ award in our year at uni, but neither of us were there to collect it because i was ill and he left halfway through to come home and take care of me

– one time he wasn’t paying attention while making lunch and he cracked an egg directly into the bin. the look of confusion on his face was priceless.

– on the rare occasions when i wake up before him, when i kiss him/ touch him he makes these little like… activation sounds? you know like when you touch a cat? it’s like those

This is the cutest thing I have read with my own eyes

@itsjustbeek i need to know how many of these are Hayden

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bittertits:

hey can this dude actually run

found the russian bot

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eggpuffs:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

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quelfabulous:

The drachen armor is just one of those iconic sets. Thank you for coming out to the stream to watch today! I got to paint dragoon Tev in all his pointy glory. For @tevruden

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mathiasbitchinshaw:

i just really like the idea of kayn sunfury proselytizing about illidan at deliverance point and how great he is and how he’s unstoppable and just, thassarian, the oldest surviving death knight raised during the third war, just quietly saying, “i remember illidan losing a fight to a young human man that was only okay at swordfighting” and kayn just lunges for him and goes YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU DEAD PIECE OF SHIT

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jaw-bones:

— commission for tevruden, of Tevruden and Dant’eleth !

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rlinarts:

Tevrugos for @tevruden on twitter <33

Just realized that in the holiday madness I forgot to post him here.