now that my jury duty is over and i can legally talk about my jury duty, a short list of things that i have learned about jury duty:
when the judge wants to sidebar with the lawyers they turn on a static noise machine for the jury. this is very like the experience of being trapped inside a television
sometimes they load the entire court – judge, lawyers, court reporters, jury, etc. – onto a bus and take you all on a little field trip to see a crime scene. this is very like the experience of being in elementary school
when you are on a jury field trip you May Not share a seat, you May Not speak, and you May Not look at anything you have not been officially told you can look at. this is very like the experience of being trapped inside a point-and-click adventure except that instead of being limited in your investigation by the constraints of the game mechanics, you are instead limited in your investigation by the court officers herding you around like ducks with their long wooden Official Court Staffs
no matter how much an FBI agent may encourage the court to call him kevin, the court will not call him kevin
This is a great take and I would like to adopt “Feelings Yakuza” in English actually, I feel like it conveys the whole thing way more obviously than “anti” (not to mention the muddled meaning of “proshipper”).
To avoid harassment, EA and SEA artists have started pre-emptively blocking users with “proship DNI” or any variation thereof in their profiles as a result of this article and said feelings yakuza are getting pissed that their DNIs are being hard enforced by the other side. How very dare.
I’m screaming with laughter at the actual Japanese term, o-kimochi yakuza. The “o” is an honorific indicator to indicate how prissy and self-important these people are being.
Me: In November, either Trump or Biden will win. There is no third outcome, so we should vote accordingly for the option that will mitigate the most harm.
The people in my notes: Oh, so you think direct action is bad? You think voting is literally the only thing we can do? You hate activism? You love Biden and endorse everything he does and think nobody should criticize him ever? You think voting will just magically solve all our problems? You think protesting is wrong? You love the status quo and think everything is fine?
Im Still occasionally getting people tagging me in that post to get mad at me for agreeing with you, its so funny (depressing)
I keep seeing people saying things like “Don’t @ me with your weak-ass harm reduction argument/lesser of two evils argument” like bestie, literally, what is the alternative? You have a schedule for the glorious revolution I don’t know about? Have you worked out how to have a glorious revolution that won’t kill a bunch of people? ‘Cause last time I checked….. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
I know living in Oregon and having vote by mail I’m pretty spoiled with how little time it takes me to vote. I know there are lots of areas that make it hard, particularly if you are working class and can’t get the day off, but voting is only a few days a year at most the people who vote have plenty of time to do other stuff as well.
If you want to do a revolution against the current power structure you need to pay attention to how that power structure works, and what needs people have that it isn’t fulfilling. So it’s not like ignoring current politics saves you time to work on other stuff either. You’re making the other work you are doing harder through willful ignorance and not using all the tools available to you.
I have also seen people on other social media sites implying that the only people calling voting “harm reduction” are people who live in blue states or states that are currently leaning heavily blue (aka “people who have it ‘good’”)
My sibling in internet, I live in fucking Alabama and cannot name a currently elected Democrat anywhere in this state off the top of my head—I would have to Google for it—and I am seriously begging people to vote for Biden because another Trump term with Things As They Are is not something anyone in the world should be subjected to.
