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foulserpent:

foulserpent:

foulserpent:

i just took my beautiful daughter Clairitin out to dinner and the contemptuous SJW’s at the taco bell have slipped testosterone in with her Crunchwrap Supreme

My daughter Clairitin’s crunchwrap supreme combo meal was LITERALLY just laced with hormone replacement therapy by duplicitous Taco Bell skanks and youre calling this satire. Okay.

I fail to see the problem here

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are you rubbing your crunchwrap supreme all over your skin???

NO!

crunchwrap supremes are taken internally.

you put the Teststorone topically on the crunchwrap supreme and then take the crunchwrap supremes internally

yardsards:

queer-google-searches:

sailor–spoon:

slimetony:

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

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catbatart:

Commission of a Hefty Handsome Dragonborn! 

catbatart:

Commission of a Hefty Handsome Dragonborn! 

notajerusalemcricket:

zeus-a-mercy:

notajerusalemcricket:

anomalous-heretic:

notajerusalemcricket:

soupsy-daisy:

imaveryfoxgirl:

spartanlocke:

fairytaleofgears:

yoitscro:

Ship dynamics :-)

no thats. thats literally the homestuck quadrant system

What? What ?? What ???

WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK

At this point I’m starting to think it’s just an internet ARG where people collectively make shit up to fuck with us

hey notajerusalemcricket, i need you to understand that at one point tumblr DID actually fake a whole children’s television show using the Squiddles from homestuck so… the opposite of your reblog has already happened

hm ?

People: That’s not homestuck!

The OP: