“I had intended to bring you directly to my personal quarters, but I fear my aim was… slightly off. That you were still able to make the crossing unharmed is… a great relief.”
i didn’t reblog this post the first time i saw it but it’s been HAUNTING ME
[ID: tweet by simon read @simonnread reading: I asked Siri: “Surely it’s not going to rain today?” Siri said: “Yes it will rain, and don’t call me Shirley.” I’d forgotten to take my phone off Airplane mode.
