Yes, the first date was a bit of a mess. But my boy did not get murdered and the fish sickness is kind of a nice October look, that counts for something, no?
Finally got around to making an angel design I like and his name is Ceres. He’s a lower ranked angel tasked with scoping out humans on earth to add to their ranks
it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think
vampire: ugh, you mortals simply can’t comprehend the timescale i live on. i’ve watched your empires rise and fall, your cities crumble to dust. i find your short little lives amusing at best. i –
angel: HI, I HAVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I NOTICED YOU ARE ALSO SOMEWHAT OLD?
vampire: …sure. hey what was the dawn of time like?
vampire: oh, man, i feel you. i slept through, like, the entire 14th century it was so boring. everyone was dying of plague and shit anyway so i didn’t miss much.
vampire: hey i am outside your apartment
angel: YOU’VE JUST BEEN STANDING THERE? FOR HOW LONG?
vampire: uhhhhhhh a mere speck in comparison to our immortal lives so don’t worry about it honestly. i need you to invite me in though.
angel: OF COURSE, I’M SO SORRY. PLEASE COME IN.
vampire: *steps over the threshold and immediately starts hissing and coughing like a cat with a bad hairball*
angel: OH, I’M SO SORRY. MY APARTMENT IS CONSIDERED HOLY GROUND BECAUSE I LIVE IN IT. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.
vampire: *coughing* it’s fine. do you – *cough* *wheeze* what are your thoughts on chinese? i know a great place just a couple of blocks from here
everyone replying to this with “and they were lovers”? target audience
