i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit
THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE THO!!
Then have to spend forever stirring the tea to get the sugar to dissolve like some sort of animal.
sometimes i’m like “why am i still here” but then i realize that i’m often the only person who is around to take bad-to-eat stuff out of my dog’s mouth and i think there’s this sort of western idea of “if youre not CEO youre nothing special” but my dog is still alive bc of me and i’m still alive bc of other people so maybe i’m just here to pet cats and wear sweaters and help people take the glass out of their mouth. you know? maybe i won’t be CEO but maybe i’ll be able to help somebody afford their trip home. and i think that’s pretty okay, you know?
“But Draenei aren’t horses, they’re goats. So they should have a goat dick.”
Context would only ruin this.
THE CONTEXT IS
Tev linked me and Dante an edited screencap where we assume (and I say assume cause all we could see was like some thigh and blue horse dong) a draenei was bending a belf over about to give her the horse D
I of course was very confused cause we’re like “why is it always horse dong? they’re clearly goats so why not goat dongs?” and then we started up an intellectual discussion where taurens are also drawn with horse dongs when they’re cow-influenced
so I was like what DOES a cow dong look like? I looked it up and was met with half pictures of people EATING it or it was severed (which does not help me) and half Homestuck references
we’ve come full circle, but the point is, the joke is better with context in my opinion
what
the
fuck
Not only is it worse with context
but that context is wrong.
I linked you nothing.
Dante was looking through the belf tag and saw that, mentioned it, but didn’t actually link it. So I go to the belf tag to see what it was and go “That’s a horse dick isn’t it.”
