what i say: omg he’s so hot i’m gonna die
what i mean: we live in an overtly sexual culture that doesn’t recognize sensual and aesthetic attraction as separate from sexual desire and as an ace individual i am incapable of expressing my appreciation for someone’s beauty in a simple way that doesn’t have a sexual connotation please bear with me
Tev doesn’t like spiders because the webbing from the nerubians would get into his hair (and everything else) whenever he had to do anything in the Arachnid quarter of Naxx.