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what i say: omg he’s so hot i’m gonna die
what i mean: we live in an overtly sexual culture that doesn’t recognize sensual and aesthetic attraction as separate from sexual desire and as an ace individual i am incapable of expressing my appreciation for someone’s beauty in a simple way that doesn’t have a sexual connotation please bear with me

deductionhunters:

I still haven’t decided which form of pun delivery I prefer

  • said with a shitty grin, followed by a “aaaaaaahhhhhhh?“ that increases in volume and pitch (finger pistols optional but recommended)
  • said in absolute deadpan with no change in facial expression and no follow-up at all
  • said online where nobody can tell what you’re doing as you write it
  • UPS worldwide expedited with tracking

stitched-to-a-smile:animechibileak123: You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you. This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

stitched-to-a-smile:

animechibileak123:

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

cheesehound: Nearly there…

cheesehound:

Nearly there…

ragewang: misc.

ragewang:

misc.