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tommygunbloodlust:

The year is 2082. I’m 89 years old. I’m dying, surrounded by my large, devoted family. I prepare my final wishes as my children hold my hand.

“Divide my assets amongst yourselves, sell the house to start college funds for the grandchildren, and throw my ashes into the ocean. All I want is a small plaque by my childhood home with my name and dates, saying “Rest In Deace.”

My oldest leans in, confused, “Do you mean ‘Rest in Peace,” Mom? What does deace mean?“

I beckon him closer with one hand, and move the other a bit further down the bed.

“Deace nuts, bitch.”

My family screams in horror as I flatline and immediately descend into Hell.

heavy-hearted-prince:

chicanaspice:

so I’m at the rec right and I’m about to go for a run

and I shit you not the guy in black is running and then he comes off the track to the guy in gray sweats and he’s like “ah, there you are”

so he fucking picks the guy up and starts squatting him like

and then he puts him down and they both start running together on the track and I believe I just witnessed two bros leveling up in their Bro Stage or some shit idk I couldn’t make this up if I tried

not gonna lie it was pretty cool tho

tevruden icyvveins

Tev and Ro, you can’t tell me otherwise

feminism-and-sprinkles:

if you were previously homophobic but realize you were wrong: that’s ok, u are learning
if you are struggling with internalized misogyny: that’s ok too, keep fighting to overcome the sexism that society perpetuates
if you were accidentally trans phobic but are fixing it: great, we need everyone on our side
if at any point u were wrong and are trying to fix it: we accept you and we were all there. keep working to be a good person