Do you want to make your parents or friends mad? Do you want that person you like to finally notice you? Is there a party that you need to ruin? Hire me to be your fake bad boyfriend and all of your mean dreams will come true.
What is bad about me? I am a worgen and a death knight. I am from Westfall. I am a farmer and I didn’t go to much school and I can’t spell well. Someone wrote this ad for me. I also smoke a lot of weed and other things, and would be happy to show up to your event smoking or already stoned.
What is good about me? Why am I Fake Bad Boyfriend material? I am really very nice. I would never touch you without your permission. I do not want payment unless there is food. If there is food I will eat as much food as I want and that is my payment. That is also part of my act and is a good way to ruin a dinner. I do have manners but I can pretend not to. I can start fights with people but I will not hurt them too bad, and I will not kill anyone. I can come as a human and worg out. I can destroy things but only if you will pay for them.
What will I not do? I will not come to ruin a party someone else is hosting. You have to host this party or meeting. I will not fall in love with you and I will not become your real boyfriend. I will not be your boyfriend if you already have a boyfriend or girlfriend or are married. I will not go into Horde lands. We will work out all the other details.
(( OOC Details – You can message me at my tumblr, westfallcorndog, or send an in-game mail to Harrowheart-WyrmrestAccord. I would be fine with trading battle tags if you’re not from Wyrmrest Accord. I am on Eastern time, usually free around or after 9pm. We can hash out the details together! Something like this takes good OOC and IC communication, so be prepared to chat a little! Reblog this ad if you’d like! ))
what i got: incessant complaining about how terrible this video game is by people still playing this video game
People who complain about the game but still play it are truer fans than you are if all you do is accept whatever is thrown at you.
The bitter fan who wants things to be done better WANTS THE GAME TO BE BETTER AND MORE ENJOYABLE.
They want the game to IMPROVE. This is a GOOD THING. If you accept whatever blizz throws at you- if you accept warlords of draenor, you ARE ACCEPTING AN EXPANSION WITH SHIT TO DO AT ENDGAME, THAT ONLY HAD ONE MAJOR CONTENT PATCH
WHEN EVERY EXPACK PRIOR HAD TONS OF CONTENT AND FOUR MAJOR CONTENT PATCHES, AND YOU JUST ACCEPT THIS ONE AS FINE YOU ARE NOT AS INTO THE GAME AS A BITTER FAN
I don’t want to play a game that I enjoy and see nothing but people bashing it because they don’t like such an such. So you hate the expansion? GOOD FOR YOU! KEEP IT TO YOURSELF AND PLAY SOMETHING YOU ACTUALLY LIKE INSTEAD OF RUINING EVERYONE ELSE’S FUN!
I actually happen to like quite a bit of it because personally I don’t care if this or that happens. I’m playing the damn game to play the damn game. I don’t need people whining and complaining every 5 seconds about this or that.
