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startrekrenegades:

knitmeapony:

darktome:

look what the hotel microwave does

Can you imagine trying two make a late night cup of cocoa or mug cake or something, and it’s 3 a.m., and you try so hard to stop the microwave before it goes off but No. You missed it by one second. And for the next 30 seconds, one by one every single person in the house filters into the kitchen to give baleful looks to both you and the microwave.

OTP: who buys this microwave for a laugh, and who wakes up earlier and uses it every single morning JUST to demonstrate EXACTLY how bad of a decision that purchase was

bertb0t:

antique-symbolism:

bertb0t:

antique-symbolism:

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

When will Jesus-senpai notice me?

When will Jesus-senpai notice me?