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puckleberrytaytay:

kiss-harder:

problambmatic:

kiss-harder:

kiss-harder:

i just received a text from my best friend that said “so i think i’m gay” out of literally nowhere

so i’m like “dude sweet for real just like suddenly you realized or?”

and she says “well i pretty much just had sex with a girl so”

AND THEN DOESN’T ANSWER ME FOR AN HOUR

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT AND THEN NOT EXPLAIN IT AT ALL

update: she couldn’t answer me because was still banging the girl

I wish this wasn’t so glaringly fake cause it would be kinda funny if it were real but its not real so its not funny and I’m being redundant for the purpose of conveying shut the fuck up and don’t make up bullshit for notes

i just scrolled back three months into a conversation to prove you wrong lmao bye bitch get off my fucking post

THIS ONE WINS

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

himetrolls:

“If your character is asexual/aromantic what the hell do you rp about??”