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sneakyfeets:

sneakyfeets:

nelfears:

varian: ok son. now that you dont look perpetually 11 anymore its time for me to learn you all about the birds and the bees

anduin: dad i literally have fucked a dragon already

varian: so did i son don’t get cocky

#FUCK#varian never took it Up The Ass from a dragon though

we can’t be sure of that nelfie, if there was any female dragon I’d pin as a pegging type it’d be Onyxia

varae-ver-you-are:

heavy-hearted-prince:

varae-ver-you-are:

Oh my god Van is going to be the world’s biggest pissbaby about having to go save Malfurion. tevruden and heavy-hearted-princeI hope you two are ready for all his bitching.

Feiyn: Can’t Van go talk to green dragons and tell them to put Malfurion the fel back ta sleep? What he do anyways? Tyrande hold things down for so many years while he takin’ nap time in his treehouse.

Van: Something about how he’s chosen by Cenarius and blah blah,. He could go choke on a dick for all I care. I should be congradulating him for making my job that much harder.

Tev: How can he be Cenarius’ chosen when he does not do anything when he is present.

Oh wait, I am wrong, he created the Malestrom

heavy-hearted-prince:

Feiyn is going to be excited because she is going to get to kill a fuck ton of demons. Lock n load, ya fel bastards.

varae-ver-you-are:

chemicalbydefault:

Game: We have to enter the Emerald Dream…
Alor: Yes, I am here for this, good.
Game: … To save Malfurion.
Alor: …. We have to blow up the Emerald Dream. Immediately. Just blow it up.

Van: The fuck do you mean we have to save him?! He was a jackass then and he’s a jackass now.

Tev: He is a Druid, do they not live in the emerald dream? Can he not just stay there.

gaytruckerblog:

i am fully aware that this expansion can also fuck up royally just like WoD did but can you pissbabies shut the fuck up for one god damn second

dorksworn:

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heavy-hearted-prince:

the-entire-iron-horde:

comforthawk:

another expansion, another round of glowing tattooed dongs

the real content i signed up for

tevruden icyvveins