varian: ok son. now that you dont look perpetually 11 anymore its time for me to learn you all about the birds and the bees

anduin: dad i literally have fucked a dragon already

varian: so did i son don’t get cocky

#FUCK#varian never took it Up The Ass from a dragon though

we can’t be sure of that nelfie, if there was any female dragon I’d pin as a pegging type it’d be Onyxia