Paladin: Exactly how old is this dragon? Juvie? Adult?
DM: Weird, college-aged, in-between stage.
Paladin: With a basic-bro penchant for IPAs?
DM: Yes.
Paladin (to party): I have a plan…
BYOB D&D
oatmeal: This is our #kittyconvict project. More info here.
look who’s fucken lazy
look who’s fucken lazy

i’ll never understand people who wake up and immediately begin talking because i need to go through a 2 hour period of wanting to kill a man before i’m ready for human interaction
lazarusart: Work in progress. New stuff. Takien, my loved death knight, hope you like it! Reblog if you want!<3
Work in progress. New stuff. Takien, my loved death knight, hope you like it!
Reblog if you want!<3
my baba sent me this on whatsapp
bye
Everything we’ve done as a species to create a global communications network has just been justified
sheepherderer: yooo I finally got around to designing the first husband. His name was Kasika, was a trapper, and now a dead cinnamon roll :3c
yooo I finally got around to designing the first husband. His name was Kasika, was a trapper, and now a dead cinnamon roll :3c
i’ll gladly drag myself before i give anybody else the satisfaction of doing it
black–lamb: tchrishelle: ghostcat3000: boredpanda: I Photograph Black Shelter Cats Because They’re The Last To Get Adopted And First To Be Euthanized If you’re looking into adopting a cat, adopt a black cat, you won’t regret it. I love black cats so much. I
I Photograph Black Shelter Cats Because They’re The Last To Get Adopted And First To Be Euthanized
If you’re looking into adopting a cat, adopt a black cat, you won’t regret it.
I love black cats so much. I wish they wouldn’t associate black with undesirable.
BABIES!!
I am enjoying your responses to our lore policing “m8” who seems to be the authority on rpees. I especially love how they haven’t seem to be able to counter a SINGLE argument. Carry on :)
Honestly I feel the screenshot in my original reply describes them perfectly.
Which one was that? My dash has literally been “Rwar durgun rp bad!” So lol not sure which in looking for
Ahh, it was this one:









