I cannot believe people will insist that genitals = gender while still being so quick to assign genders to things including but not limited to robots, candy, umbrellas and geological features. Why are you more willing to call an M&M female than you are a trans woman?
Aries: Drink More Water!
Taurus: Go for a morning jog!
Gemini: Contact an old friend!
Cancer: Do something that scares you!
Leo: Go to bed early!
Virgo: Kill a man!
Libra: Take a warm bath!
Scorpio: Watch your favorite movie!
Sagittarius: STOP INFORMING TUMBLR USER BREASTFORCE5 THAT THEY FORGOT SAGITTARIUS IN THAT ONE FUCKING HORRORSCOPE POST. JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. I GET IT. I FUCKED UP. PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE. I HAVE FORTY FUCKING MESSAGES IN MY ASKBOX LETTING ME I KNOW I FORGOT YOUR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SIGN. FORTY. THAT’S AS MANY AS FOUR TENS. IS THAT REALLY FUCKING NECESSARY?
Capricorn: Spend time with a loved one!
Aquarius: Do some pilates!
Pices: Finish something you’re working on!
