When you shower at someone else’s house
Lmaooooo this was great
More like when you shower at a hotel
(Source: http://mademoisellemarcia.tumblr.com/)
fatherentropy: Priest Aqul. I wanted to paint and I mean REALLY paint sooo??? Kinda gave up around the robes but that’s because I was more excited for part two so haha
Priest Aqul.
I wanted to paint and I mean REALLY paint sooo??? Kinda gave up around the robes but that’s because I was more excited for part two so haha
quorgi: half-hour piece for our favorite human disaster do not tag as kin/me, please do not use for icons/edits!
half-hour piece for our favorite human disaster
do not tag as kin/me, please do not use for icons/edits!
Hate those fucking anti-sj’s who try to sound super “eloquent” and “rational” but wind up sounding like that one kid in ur high school who was really in to steampunk and my little pony and always wore a trench coat to school
its because they’re the same guy
seriously the venn diagram of that kind of person is just a single circle
Imagine Kaldorei shadowmelding when startled. Like you walk up behind your noof friend and go “boo!” And they just jump and go invisible.
fatherentropy: I don’t actually know why I decided to draw priest Aqul tbh but it’s nice practice before I tackled @shxmanisms‘ Euanthe. They’ve been super kind to me since I made Aqul’s rp blog (and before) and I appreciate that a lot. Especially since they’re the
I don’t actually know why I decided to draw priest Aqul tbh but it’s nice practice before I tackled @shxmanisms‘ Euanthe.
They’ve been super kind to me since I made Aqul’s rp blog (and before) and I appreciate that a lot. Especially since they’re the reason I even knew there was some community for Warcraft on tumblr to begin with haha. So thanks! Hope this is alright aaay
lambylingames: i gotta get up and model in the mornin’… here’s some fancy and unnecessarily-aspect-y wrathion to clean up later
i gotta get up and model in the mornin’… here’s some fancy and unnecessarily-aspect-y wrathion to clean up later
kangarohcreations: dandelionofthanatos: lectorel: deadcatwithaflamethrower: neurodiversitysci: alaija: slight-tremors: synthvael: quetiapinequeene: negativeonetwelfth: sewwiththeflow: trueculprit: whatlikeitshard: sashayed: sashayed: sashayed: who wants to buy this
who wants to buy this book I will never get around to writing
Chapter 1: Haha Just Kidding, ADD Was Made Up By Pfizer. Anyway Unrelated I Am Uniquely Bad At Being Alive and No One Can Figure Out Why
Chapter 2: Where Did I Put That? Nope, It’s Gone
Chapter 3: Why Being Bored Is Literally The Same As Dying
Chapter 4: ADD And Your Love Life: Why Bother?
Chapter 5: A Short Story I Drew About A Little Rabbit Named Herbert Who Goes On Adventures
Chapter 6: I Don’t Have Time To Not Be Photoshopping
Chapter 7: You Interrupted Me in the Middle of Tetris And Other Reasons I’ll Be Making Your Life A Sulky Hell All Day
Chapter 8: Where Can A Grown-Up Go to Scream? (Nowhere.)
Chapter 9: You Just Told Me Huge News About Your Life, but I Don’t Know What It Was Because There’s a TV in the Corner of This Bar
Chapter 10: I Would Love to Tell You Why I Am Crying, but I Already Forgot. It’s Just Happening Now
Chapter 11: Bankruptcy
Chapter 12: I Have Walked into This Room Five Times and Neglected to Address The Reason I Originally Did So Each Time
Chapter 13: Public Embarrassment: Is it Real?
Chapter 14: All the Facts I Learned When I Read Wikipedia for Five Hours Yesterday
Chapter 15: You’re Right, This Is Exactly The Same As When You Feel Sort of Unfocused Half An Hour Before You Leave Work
Chapter 16: Will My Employer Believe Me When I Let Them Know I Have a Learning Disability and Mental Illness or Will They Keep Assuming That I Don’t Care Enough About My Job To Listen to Instructions the First Time
Chapter 17: Thank God You’re Here to Argue With Me that I Don’t Have This Diagnosis Invented to Explain Why Small Children are Fidgety. Oh Good, You Have Examples of Times I was Productive and Calm
Chapter 18: That Was Hilarious, Please Tell Me More Stories of Times I Couldn’t Figure Out Something That Was Common Sense
Chapter 19: Goodnight Sweet Book I’ll Never Finish
Chapter 20: I Couldn’t Do It Right The First Time I Tried, Burn the Evidence
Chapter 21: I Could Say Something, or I Could Say it in My Head Where No One Will Hear it if the Words or Syllables are in the Wrong Order, Assuming I’m Using The Correct Words At All Instead of Mismatching Them
Chapter 22: 5pm, Time For Breakfast
Chapter 23: Following Directions on a Piece of Paper. Just Kidding it’s Still Under The Pile on My Desk.
Chapter 24: “Just Do It” Well Fuck Why Didn’t I Think of That. Goddamn Genius Doctor Superman Over Here.
Chapter 25: People that Walk Around Without Gesturing to a Conversation Only They Are Having. How Do They Do It?
Chapter 26: This Book Is Too Long, Do You Actually Expect Me To Read All Of This
Chapter 27: Guess What I Did With My Free Day
Chapter 28: My Academic Career Is Falling Apart
Chapter 29: Why You Never Turn In Homework
Chapter 30: I Would Write Study Tips But I Literally Once Procrastinating Studying For Finals By Putting Sticky Tabs In My Math Book Instead Of Actually Studying
Chapter 31: Maintaining Relationships
Is Difficult
Chapter 32: Doesn’t Everybody Struggle With Basic Self Care?
Chapter 33: I feel thirsty; I think I’ll make a cup of tea.
Chapter 34: Why is there a cold cup of tea on the cupboard?
Every time…
Chapter 35: I Forgot What This Chapter Was Supposed To Be
Chapter 36: I Remembered Chapter 35′s Content but It’s Here Because I Don’t Have the Patience to Go Back And Change It
Chapter 37: This Hobby Would Be So Fun If I Ever Actually Did It Instead Of Impulse-Buying Things To Do It With
Chapter 38: I Covertly Stimmed (With My Hands in My Coat Pockets) So Dang Hard in a Crowded Mall That Three Hours Later My Knuckles Are Now Cracking Loudly And People Keep Commenting On It “Humorously” Yes I Know Snap Crackle Pop It Was Unfunny The Last Eight Times Too You Asslord
Chapter 39: GOD SAVE ME FROM LARGE FAMILY GATHERINGS
Chapter 40: [in lieu of a chapter title, here is prolonged incoherent banshee shrieking into a pillow because I got overstimulated and no one would leave me alone to decompress fffffuuuuuuuuu–]
Chapter 41: No I Am Not Self-Medicating With Booze But Your Smarmy Bullshit Invasive Prying Questions Are Making Me Wish I Was Because You Are Insufferable To The Sober
Chapter 42: The Seam Of My Sock Is Between My Toes and This Shirt Has An Itchy Tag And I Cannot Fix Either Thing Oh My God Oh My Fucking Jesus Christ Bring Me The Sweet Embrace of the Grave (also hey Douglas Adams) (also I hate socks)
Chapter 43: What do you mean I started this conversation in my head ad suddenly started talking in the middle of a word in the middle of a sentence?
Chapter 44: I can totally draw, play this game, watch tv, pet the dog, cook at the same time. But I can’t read or type while listening to you talking to me. Please shush.
dorian-bc: Chibi thaang for CogShadow X
thedovahcat: -DOVAH’S DIGITAL COMMISSIONS FOR BUDDY- Hey everybody I’m back again! And vet bills are going through the roof for my poor baby! In addition to a skull infection likely caused from infected teeth, he’s going to need dental work done and that means extractions
-DOVAH’S DIGITAL COMMISSIONS FOR BUDDY-
Hey everybody I’m back again! And vet bills are going through the roof for my poor baby! In addition to a skull infection likely caused from infected teeth, he’s going to need dental work done and that means extractions and fixing broken teeth, and THAT MEANS, money!! Well, more than what I’ve already spent, and it’s adding up to a hefty $2000 really quickly.
So I’m opening up commissions again for the time being to help put a dent in that gigantic bill that’s going to greet me in January.
I’ll do robots, furries, aliens, original characters, Pokemon, My Little Pony, Warcraft, Wildstar, Flight Rising, men, women, children, dogs, cats, horses, birds, a whole bunch of things! Except porn and anything sexually suggestive and non-consenting! (Artistic nudity is fine, if you’re unsure, ask!)
PRICES
Busts: $25USD (one chara limit)
Waist-Up: $30USDa (each additional +50%)
Full-Body: $35USD (each additional +50%)BACKGROUNDS
Basic color: FREE
Lineless: $10~20 USD depending on complexity (ex: X X )
Super Detailed: $45USD+ depending on complexity (ex: X )EXTRAS*
Small animals/babies: $12.50USD each (Goat-sized and smaller)
Large animals: $20USD each (Horse-sized and up)Complex Armor/outfits: $15USD+ depending on detail (ex: X X X )
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*Dragons/other sentient creatures of that degree count as characters.**All pictures come shaded.
***NO CANON CHARACTERS. Pokemon species and similar concepts allowed.
________PLEASE COPY THIS TITLE
“COMMISSION FROM (Your tumblr/url/alias here)”Then, COPY THIS FORM INTO YOUR EMAIL! And fill it out.
-Your Tumblr/FA/Deviantart/etc Name: (for crediting/linking back)
-Commission Type/BG/Extras:
-Your Paypal + your name as it appears:
-Character(s) Name, Age, Height:
-Short description of personality:
-Visual references (REQUIRED. Can be pics of real people, hairstyles, clothes, etc.):
-Other Details (Optional):
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VVVV -PLEASE READ!- VVVV
-Due to this being a huge pool I’m making for my kitty, no refunds once the picture is complete I’m afraid. If something absolutely goes haywire however, I will refund up to only HALF of the price you pay.
-Fixes are allowed! But once they surpass a certain number (and depending on the complexity of them or if they start getting super nitpicky) then I will start charging per fix.
-I own the rights to the art, you own the rights to the character. Simple! Do not alter the art in any way (color over it, edit it, etc). You CAN however make it your avatar, link it in RP profiles, use it in icons or on your phone or wherever you like! Just credit back to me please! (Specially for those rp profiles) :3
________Anyway, if you’re interested or have any questions/want an estimate, email me at Cat_Works@yahoo.com ! And I’ll get back to you ASAP! Thanks so much everyone! Even just reblogs help <33 and you guys are great with that~