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deerbait:

quartzbones:

the overwatch roster ranked by their knowledge and understanding of what vore is

1. Hanzo: “Let the dragon consume you” Shimada
2. Genji: has a future equivalent of an FA account
3. Reinhardt: had an actual FA account
4. Bastion: has the dictionary definition of “vore” installed.
5. Sombra: knows what vore is but isn’t into it, kinkshames vore
6. Mercy
7. Tracer: follows Genji’s FA account
8. D.va: makes vore jokes, isn’t into it
9. Junkrat: doesn’t know what vore is per se, but would be into it
10. Roadhog: knows what vore is, is only into soft vore
11. Lucio: D.va, Genji and Tracer explained what vore is but he doesn’t “get” it
12. Pharah: Genji told her, she nodded and changed the subject
13. Mei: has heard of vore
14. Mccree: thinks vore just means “to eat”
15. Widowmaker: knows what vore is because Sombra is always griping about shitty furries and their vore
16. Reaper: is usually in another room but overhears it anyways
17. Zarya: has just barely overheard the other heroes talking about vore but didn’t ask any questions
18. Soldier76: has heard the word “vore” before
19. Zenyatta: has heard Genji make a vore joke before
20. Ana: has not heard any vore jokes, doesn’t know what vore is
21. Torbjorn: doesn’t know what vore is
22. Symmetra: has never heard the word “vore” and nobody says it or talks about it around her
23. Winston: has no idea what vore is; pure

tevruden:

As a follow up to that link: Paladins are just Death Knights traveling backwards in time, and annihilation events are simply a change in direction.

iopele:

piercingsandink:

sine–qua-non:

sine–qua-non:

In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by putting on the red coat after the death of the previous Santa. Even ignoring how morbid this premise is on its own, it’s possible that there’s another even darker level to the story. When Scott Calvin shows up at the North Pole as the new Santa, not only do the elves not appear surprised, they seem happy to see him and not at all upset about the Santa he replaced. And furthermore, at the very beginning of the movie, we see an elf standing with a crowd of children outside a toy store near Scott’s house. Why would she already be there if she didn’t have some sort of prior knowledge of what was going to occur? This leaves me no choice but to conclude that the elves not only hated the previous Santa but actually orchestrated his demise.

tl;dr: In The Santa Clause, the elves totally murdered the previous Santa.

Update: In The Santa Clause 2, the Easter Bunny says kids are 86% happier since Scott became Santa.  86%.  Clearly, the last Santa was so terrible, the elves had to off him.

Also, according to The Santa Clause 2, Santa has to be married in order to remain Santa, which means that the previous Santa must have been married – but there’s no Mrs. Clause around when Scott gets to the North Pole.  What happened to her?

And finally, I think this raises some pretty serious questions about Bernard’s sudden disappearance in between The Santa Clause 2 and 3.  Just how badly did Curtis want to be Head Elf?

Just how many people have the elves murdered?  Clearly those rosy cheeks and innocent, childlike faces are hiding some pretty dark secrets.

Oh my god

now this is the kind of Christmas post I want on my dash

Nobody should be surprised, they are elves.