Illidan has a “tragic past” lmao no he doesn’t he literally chose to be a fucker at nearly every opportunity and then tried to make everyone feel bad about it and no one gave a shit, that’s why we all used to like his character
and THEN
Oh I still love Illidan; I just think there’s a wind chime fragment Acherus the blood knights might be interested in sucking the Light out of.
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.
“Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!”, he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No one answered.
“Alright, I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I dun in Texas!”
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.
He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go… what happened in Texas?”
The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”
I’m pretty sure when I reblogged this with kauboi.gif this post only had 1000 notes
I ran a charity giveaway on Twitter last month and this is the prize for the winner! Thank you Ratsel for your generosity! A gnome was really fun to draw. 8)
– looking for things to be offended by
– glorifying certain demographics
– vilifying other demographics
– throwing around words such as ableist, sexist, transphobic, etc like confetti to the point where they are becoming meaningless (much to the harm of victims of actual hatred)
– self victimization
– censorship
– policing people’s language
– throwing tantrums over fictional characters not representing demographics you like
– pretty much reducing people to small aspects of their identity
– doxxing and bullying people who disagree with you
– conflating gender with personality traits or clothing style
– pretending that obesity is not a bad thing
– prioritizing hurt feelings over everything else
– pretending that you strive for equality when really you strive for special treatment