Author: tevruden

oakynymph: chelcperetti: One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure.

May 12, 2014 /

oakynymph:

chelcperetti:

One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure. This is what I got. Every check has a different character on it, some have donkey, some have Fiona. I’m not even mad that no one’s gonna take me seriously and my adult life is ruined. I’m just straight up impressed that my mom held onto that memory for five years and pulled this off.

“WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY WITH CASH OR SHREK”

Looks like you Shreked yourself when you cheque’d yourself.

yshaarj: i love death knightsss

May 11, 2014 /

yshaarj:

i love death knightsss

yshaarj: i love death knightsss

May 11, 2014 /

yshaarj:

i love death knightsss

shirleytemplar: ALLIE BROSH NAILS IT AGAIN

May 11, 2014 /

shirleytemplar:

ALLIE BROSH NAILS IT AGAIN

hawkstorm171: fuhersatangod: hawkstorm171: My friend when she draws. Patrick: accurately describes the thought process of any artist Very well, if I do say so myself.

May 11, 2014 /

hawkstorm171:

fuhersatangod:

hawkstorm171:

My friend when she draws.

Patrick: accurately describes the thought process of any artist

Very well, if I do say so myself.

May 11, 2014 /

staggotry:

Happy Mother’s Day to all y’all out there with great moms and/or great mom figures in your life

And happy Sunday to all of you who are estranged from shitty Moms, you have nothing to be ashamed of for cutting a toxic person out of your life, parent or otherwise, and I’m proud of you for doing what you need to to live a healthier and happier life

PS Literally destroy anyone who tries to shame you for cutting out an abusive mom this Mother’s Day

shithowdy: when i took this screenshot i hadnt even seen what norushen yelled but i laughed like 40x harder than i did before when i looked at it again jesus fucking christ

May 11, 2014 /

shithowdy:

when i took this screenshot i hadnt even seen what norushen yelled but i laughed like 40x harder than i did before when i looked at it again jesus fucking christ

May 11, 2014 /

prince-of-gays:

lobstmourne:

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prince-of-gays replied to your post:man I hope they gut the hell out of hunters in WoD…
as i main hunter, i’m going to sit back and drink because you know what? they can fucking nerf my class but you know what? at least i can tame chimaeron. that’s like, a giant chimera with like 8 dicks. listen the point is that hunters will always win

FRIEND I HOPE YOU TAME ALL THE DICKS YOUR HEART DESIRES TREAT YOSELF

ret paladins will never have this ability to tame giant chimeras with like 8 dicks so honestly, in my eyes, you guys will never win

but that’s ok

I’d like to point out that my class has had the ability to have 10+ dicks out at any one time for like three expansions now, and would like to formally welcome you to the 8 dick party.

May 11, 2014 /

lobstmourne:

kokiron:

lobstmourne:

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prince-of-gays reblogged your post:prince-of-gays replied to your post:man I hope…
ret paladins will never have this ability to tame giant chimeras with like 8 dicks so honestly, in my eyes, you guys…

It’s true 🙁  I can only summon 1 dick with Guardian and he’s leaving me in WoD, so that’s zero dicks for ret…  

meanwhile hunters are over there waving around 8+ monster dicks SCUMBAG HUNTERS

DICK HOGS

REROLL SCRUB

THE LIGHT IS MY SWORD AND MY SHIELD AND MAYBE ALSO MY DICK IDK IT’S VERY MYSTERIOUS

Well you know what they say, “The light cleanses, but it is not gentle.”

If you know what I mean.