chemicallyromantictimetraveller:
heterosexuality – you’re standing on one leg
homosexuality – you’re standing on the other leg
bisexuality – you’re standing on both legs
pansexuality – you’re lying on the floor
asexuality – you’re levitating
basically, asexuals are magical. This has been a PSA.
graysexuality – you’re levitating just above the floor and/or sometimes standing on the floor
demisexuality – you only stand on comfortable floors