heterosexuality – you’re standing on one leg

homosexuality – you’re standing on the other leg

bisexuality –  you’re standing on both legs

pansexuality – you’re lying on the floor

asexuality – you’re levitating 

basically, asexuals are magical. This has been a PSA. 

graysexuality – you’re levitating just above the floor and/or sometimes standing on the floor

demisexuality – you only stand on comfortable floors