varian: ok son. now that you dont look perpetually 11 anymore its time for me to learn you all about the birds and the bees
anduin: dad i literally have fucked a dragon already
varian: so did i son don’t get cocky
#FUCK#varian never took it Up The Ass from a dragon though
we can’t be sure of that nelfie, if there was any female dragon I’d pin as a pegging type it’d be Onyxia