better lion king plot: nala murders scar herself, becomes the most respected and powerful queen in lion history, no one ever finds simba
you think this might be sad for simba but listen: he was perfectly happy in his tiny tropical paradise with his gay dads. nala is clearly the superior leader. shed probably lead the lion/hyena democracy. everyone is happy in this situation
and of course, nala has like 9 girlfriends. all is well